yahoo\ answers

yahoo\ answers
1. (Yahoo answers) (949↑, 91↓)
A useful novelty created by Yahoo that was designed for those who are curious about the things in this world but are too afraid to ask. Also, this allows people to share their knowledge with the rest of the world. Unfortunately, after December 19, 2006, the day the message boards died, trolls now need a new home, so it looks like Yahoo Answers are about to be hijacked by ignorant trolls.

Typical questions found on Yahoo Answers BEFORE Dec 19, 2006: How do I cook Korean food? What is the best way to speak French fluently? Who will win the Super Bowl? Typical questions found on Yahoo Answers AFTER Dec 19, 2006: Which website has the best gay asian porn? Why do negro people smell like gorilla feces? If I look at me sister and I get an erection, will I go to hell?

2. (Yahoo Answers) (403↑, 43↓)
1) The absolute best fucking place to troll; at home, at work, and especially during classes that allow unmonitored internet access. 2) Home of some of the most idiotic, ignorant people on the face of the earth. Almost everyone on the site will believe just about anything you post. 3) The hardest place NOT to be suspended from. 4) A great place to get some of the worst information on the web. Most of the people have nothing else better to do and just answer for points. 5) Home of the most bitchy pregnant women that you will ever come in contact with.

Troll \#1: I'm getting my sixth abortion in ten years -- will you say a prayer for me? Troll \#2: Help\! My 11 year old son just got his period?\!? Brainwashed religious nut \#1: I had a dream that I killed Mariah Carrey. Will God send me to hell? Guy: What do you like to do for fun? Girl: I spend all my time on yahoo answers. It's even more fun than myspace. Guy: Don't you have anything better to do? Girl: Actually, I don't.

3. (Yahoo Answers) (448↑, 136↓)
A shitty, fucked up website that everyone should complain to other internet corporations (such as Google or MSN) because Yahoo Answers deactivates entire Yahoo accounts based on the petty and foolish reports from other users they receive when using Yahoo Answers. There are a number of shitheads on Yahoo Answers that report people for reasons such as "use of curse words", "disagreed with the question\!", "wasn't enough of a question\! Too much of a rant\!" Basically anyone who decides to report others on the website fits into a category of a shitheaded rat and when you make complaints out about it Yahoo Answers always rejects them because their too lazy to really look into the situation to find out how petty it actually is and just agrees with their silly reporters, making the people who run Yahoo Answers just as fucked up 2. Any completely messed up website that everyone should immediately make out a complaint about to another corporation and requests other corporations to create a replacement competitor to it

After using Yahoo Answers for my first time today, my Yahoo account I've had for fifteen years was deleted. I lost contact with the woman of my dreams and had no way of contacting a new job I had been hired to. I'm going to go swarm Google, MSN, AOL, Askjeeves, etc., and every other internet search engine with a bunch of complaints about Yahoo and Yahoo Answers for the crap I received from them, deleting my account because a bunch of animal loving extremist thought I was being out of line when I spoke of how I put my dog in her crate whenever she does something wrong. When Yahoo Answers deleted my brother's account WITHOUT WARNING after some stupid violation notices for use of the word "vagina" and "penis" in one of his questions and refused to reactivate it after e-mailing back and forth 30 or 40 times, I personally made out a complaint to Google to get rid of that shit and create something better. I ended up getting an account with a different network once I found out Yahoo perpetuates the use of nonsense reporting by unwarranted deactivation of accounts, deletion of questions and answers and refusal to behave logically and reactivate them once they receive complaints about it. Yahoo Answers should just be like Youtube and allow EVERYONE to vote a "thumbs down" or "thumbs up" for an answer, without allowing them to behave like children and run to the owners like children and tattle-tale because it's childish. The idiots in charge of Yahoo Answers don't know enough to have a section called "Sexual Orientation". Rather they have a section called "LGBT" which throws everything off as "Transgendered People" have nothing to do with sexual orientation, serving only to perpetuate stereotypes about gay men.

4. (Yahoo Answers) (167↑, 26↓)
also known as Y\!A. a place where you can waste the most amount of time and have the fun doing it. it is a good source of both information and entertainment. it is mostly inhabited by teen age girls and trolls. a good place to chat about nothing and learn more stuff that you didn't really need to know. BEWARE\! IT IS HIGHLY ADDICTIVE. USE WITH EXTREME CAUTION.

dude, i'm bored.. what should i do? go on Y\!A and answer some quetsions. (Y\!A means yahoo answers)

5. (Yahoo Answers) (191↑, 50↓)
Yahoo's relatively new website for asking and answering questions about whatever you like, within some limitations. This site is actually kind of addictive if you get into it. You have to be careful to distinguish between good and bad answers though, for example by googling or looking at the answerers ratings. This website has grown a lot since it first started. There are hundreds of subsections, everything from Lebanon to Horoscopes(I still don't get why people are into that stuff), to Computers and Polls.

Sometimes on Yahoo Answers you see really provocative and interesting questions, but you also sometimes see some really boring or childish questions sometimes too. But overall it's an interesting site and you can also search through the millions of already-asked questions.

6. (Yahoo Answers) (104↑, 21↓)
A site that everyone should encourage another corporation to create a similar competitor to because it has many flaws 1. stupid rules that can get you reported such as chatting with other users in a question 2. Idiots with no lives who report others for stupid things 3. Taking away of accounts unceremoniously without your knowing once you receive a few reports 5. shutting off the site to make stupid changes like way things look instead of correcting the above errors 6. Not limiting punishments to yahoo answers but taking away your entire account 7. not being more like youtube and letting everyone give a thumbs up or a thumbs down but rather allowing idiots to report for stupid reasons

That new website is such a yahoo answers. I got rid of the website because it was so yahoo answers That cheap website didn't last long because it turned into a yahoo answers

7. (Yahoo Answers) (114↑, 33↓)
A relatively decent site, unfortunately totally effed up by... -trolls: the most famous Y\!A troll? Phil J. He likes to post little "erotic" stories about his girlfriend doing a poop and peeing on him while he touches himself. But he seems to be getting popular actually\! Others include Fizzdude and TROLLER, who deliberately post extra long answers to make you have to scroll down. -Twilight-obsessed freaks. The kind that report you if you don't agree that Robert Pattinson is "OMG so super-duper hott like yeah dude". Sheesh. -Top Reporters. hated by pretty much everyone. They are all probably middle aged virgins living in their mothers' basements. *But, fortunately, there are loads of awesome people to compensate for all those losers. These people include: The Joker, RJ, ohGr, Miss Fedora, In Joy and Sorrow, MirorSaw, Buk, Lucky, cc, jayjay, Sp\!cy, Snookie, HRM, Velvet Kitten, gabe, British Much, The Punisher, Hypocrite, Michael, dazed, Radium Radiator, Hilda Matilda, des g, evil kaneevil, Bruce P, franz, champagne, IAN B, lynbop,JC and many, many more ( if I listed them all I would be here all day )

If you are bored or depressed, log onto the P&S section of Yahoo Answers. Someone there is bound to make you laugh. Might even find me there\!

8. (Yahoo Answers) (104↑, 29↓)
its basically a site where you could put your deepest darkest secrets and thoughts and have people respond. Its a site where you could put your most embarrassing, personal thoughts that you wouldn't even tell to a psychiatrist\!

I went on Yahoo Answers and secretly described and asked my thoughts about sex.

9. (Yahoo Answers) (82↑, 9↓)
An extremely addictive website that will brutally murder your social life.

Guy: "Do you wanna go out tonight?" Girl: "No, that's ok. I have plans." *grabs laptop and gets on Yahoo Answers*

10. (Yahoo Answers) (59↑, 14↓)
I site that's only good when you're not the one asking a question; laugh at all the douches that know nothing, but ask something you really need to know and you'll never get it answered.

You: Ha ha dude this cheerleaders fucking stupid. Yahoo Answers is the best website\! Me: Unless you're trying to find out how to play ukulele. Darn assbox sucks men all over.

Author: Justateyourlunch. Hoe. http://yahoo-answers.urbanup.com/3909343
11. (Yahoo Answers) (42↑, 3↓)
A website with a userbase comprised largely of some of the dumbest and laziest retards ever to walk the planet. Most are people who can somehow figure out how to use Y\!A to post questions, but can't figure out even the most basic aspects of a search engine. Others want you to do their homework for them. Still more ask questions about policies of certain companies that could've been solved faster if they'd just gone to said website or picked up a phone. Many are largely unintelligible with spelling, punctuation, and grammar that would make an English professor weep. There are angsty teens, clueless middle-aged people, and senile old people. While some people ask specific and smart questions, the vast majority of posts are asked by people who can't even figure out how to figure something out themselves. The same applies to answers. Some are insightful and useful, but most are just idiocy. Essentially, it's a site where retards can ask retarded questions and get answers from other retards. It's a horrifying look into what happens when technology puts evolution in reverse and allows people who would have been culled from the herd long ago to survive and procreate. If ever you want to see the abysmal, stygian depths of human stupidity, look no further than Yahoo Answers.

Idiot? That guy is Yahoo Answers-grade stupid\!

Author: Anamegoesright here http://yahoo-answers.urbanup.com/5326753
12. (yahoo answers) (53↑, 17↓)
The place with the real worst moderation system, really the suspend-happy moderators and no real customer support.

User: *Asking question* Why can't sperm whales walk on land? Moderator: Automated Violation Notice Email: Your question has been deleted for sexually explicit content. Your account has been suspended from Yahoo Answers. User: *sending counter notice* Sperm whales are a species of whales. There was no explicit sex or suggestive material. Moderation system: Automated Email: *ignoring what User stated* Your account was suspended for sexually explicit content. Neither your question nor your account will be reinstated. If you try to give us any further explanation we will delete your email as well.

13. (yahoo answers) (41↑, 9↓)
a website where you can answer and ask questions. But some people use this website as a pasting time. Just like any other website, there are people call, "Trolls". Who go around deleting your ansers for no reasons or ask stupid questions like, "How can i get my pet high on weed?"

person 1: I'm bored person 2: go on yahoo answers then. You can ask and answers questions person 1: thanks

14. (Yahoo Answers) (35↑, 4↓)
A website that people go on for one of the following reasons: 1. They need relationship/ medical advice 2. They are too much of a stupid fuck to use Google. 3. To troll various sections to piss the 35 year old's who live in their mom's basement 4. To go on Polls and Surveys to have social interactions with the no-life losers of the section.

EL OH EL\! I'm going to R&S to ask a question about seeing Jesus in my pancake and burning it\! Can't wait for the Holy rollers to freak\! I have 12 warts on my vagina\! No way should I be sensible and see a doctor, I have Yahoo Answers\!\!\!\! I truly love all of my "contacts" that I talk to on Formspring and message\!\!\!\!\!\! *sarcasm*

15. (Yahoo Answers) (29↑, 4↓)
Site where some people come to ask serious questions and where some come to troll. Here are the types of people on this site. Spammers: People who spam links to other websites. Teenage girls: Most of them ask stupid questions. Teenage guys: Most of them give stupid answers. Trolls: Most ask racist questions. Angry young women: Annoying people who rant at you for asking a reasonable question. Angry young men: Annoying people who find it necessary to ask you a question in your question. (even if it has nothing to do with your question) Creepy men: Most have the avatar with the guys that have squinty eyes and long hair and a big smile. They say perverted things to you. People who shouldn't answer: People who answer for the points. They say things like "I'd like to know that too" or "I don't know" People who don't answer/read the question (self explanatory.) Then there are normal people There is NO WAY to appeal to a report you get in your inbox, and so the only way to not get reported for sure is to not say anything at all. PS- it is also funny as hell to get some idiot's account deleted.

Yahoo answers community sucks Spammer: I just got a good deal on a laptop\! I wasn't able to afford it at first because I couldn't find a good job, but I saved $150\!\! www.cheapstufffss.com\! Teenage girls: Q: OMG me n this guy had sex last night and I'm afraid I could be prgnant\! HELPP\!\!\! A: i dont kno maybbe he lieek askd u out cuz he thot u wax cuul. Teenage guys: Q: Is my penis small if it is 2 inches? Will I grow? I am only 15? A: I would date you\! email me at tomsuyfies\@ehean.net\! or Hey I'd show you the time of my life girl with my 13 inch\! Troll: Q: Why do black people like chicken? Is it in their dna? A: All white people like mayo cuz their racist\! Angry young women: ex) Why do people like to suck up to popular people? Their answer: The world doesn't revolve around you you know. maybe people would like you if would stop being so self-centered\! (answer the question, dumbass.) Angry young men: ex) Why do people make each other jealous? A: Why do women feel the need to make us jealous? Why do women wear slutty outfits and expect us not to look? We'll never know the answer to your question. Creepy men: Hey babe, I think your hot and I'd tap dat \@$$\! (avatar goes: \<;D) People who don't answer/read the question: Q: How do I make chili? A: I personally like salads more than chili. (Who gives a fuck??)

16. (Yahoo Answers) (32↑, 9↓)
An evil website hell-bent on removing the balls from Americans and turning them into [pussies]

I'm 13 am I old enough for my boyfriend to finger me? Sure it's completely natural. YAHOO ANSWERS FAIL\!

17. (Yahoo Answers) (17↑, 5↓)
A shameful site when it comes to Q&A and costumer service, I don't even know why it's the "2nd most visited". It probably has that title because mostly everyone I know goes on there to [troll]. Though, it's a pretty [kick ass] site when it comes to trolling and [spam] people and talk smack. However, in doing so one day or another you're gonna have to get suspended or get multiple so called "violations". The customer service is so bad, not even looking at some porn will cheer me up. On [Y\!A], since the site became pretty popular, it has grown several different trolls. Spammer trolls - Those who write long ass spam or answers to annoy the community and make people scroll down alot. best thing to do for this is thumb them down. Attitude trolls - I got to admit i do this sometimes, but anyways these are people who don't even bother reading the additional details and put stuff like "idk" or "i'm not sure about your question but \<insert links to other websites or other bullshit here\>. Flame trolls - Usually a bunch of older teens or adults with no life who leave smart ass answers on people's questions. Funny trolls - The 10% of all trolls on Y\!A who are actually good and make the community laugh and are actually stating the truth. For example question on rate me 1-10...puts I rate you 1-10, gets 5 thumbs up.

Hi Devin, The answer you gave on Yahoo\!7 Answers was reported by the Answers community: All I put was Try this website, a link, and I put it's free unlike iTunes.. This answer has been removed. You may not have realised this, but all answers submitted on Yahoo\!7 Answers must comply with the Answers Community Guidelines. If you believe that your answer does not violate the Answers Community Guidelines, and would like to appeal the removal of your answer, you can have your case reviewed by Answers Customer Care. You have 7 days to submit your appeal. Appeal this decision: \<Insert Random link to question Y\!A when really, I waited and they didn't respond for shit\> Thanks, Yahoo\!7 Answers Team - Yahoo Answers Example of I don't Give a Fuck, Suck my dick :) ^ that was even chosen as best answer. Y\!A Trolling example: xxNoobletEmoChickxx - Why Are boys so complicated. ?? Answers: Randomgirl - omg another one haven't you herd the song Complicated by Avril Lavgine? Funny Troll - So is your mom's body but you still love her right?...that's why I make love to her :)

18. (Yahoo Answers) (38↑, 26↓)
The website people use if they have low self esteem and want to bitch about it to people willing to listen to them on the internet.

Person Bitching on Yahoo Answers: OMG SOMEONE HELP ME I HAVE THIS PROBLEM WHERE I THROW UP WHENEVER I EAT LARGE PORTIONS OF FOOD AND I THINK I MIGHT DIE FROM THIS PLEASE HELP ME\!\!\!\!\!\! Person Answering Question: Grow some balls and man up no one gives a shit. n00b.

19. (Yahoo Answers) (7↑, 3↓)
A answers board for whiny, pathetic wankers who are answered by fucking internet [trolls].

Q:OMG my BF/GF split up with me what should i do? A:Maybe you shouldn't be so ugly then bitch. This really came from Yahoo Answers.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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